Fire in the hole

For those if you that don't know today is Kiara's 7th birthday. Yes my big girl is 7 today!! So Jeff and I decided that for her big day since we both had to work we would get up to make her breakfast before she went to school. *rolls eyes*

Yup I got up at 6 frigging 30 in the morning. Dragged myself down the stairs, made pancakes, bacon and eggs for the whole family. It was a cute breakfast. But the funniest thing about the day had nothing to do with breakfast.

Jeff was in the kitchen, doing dishes like a good husband should when he aimed his behind towards the living room. Just seconds before this obnoxious fart come ripping through his ass echoing throughout my house Kiara shouted "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and throws herself on the ground covering her face.

I did what any mother would do...I laughed my ass off as Jeff looks at me and says "Oh no she didn't"

hehehehe!