My Life with Kids!

Ritardando, it's a music term and a insult for your sister!

2011-06-07T06:14:32Z

Kiara: Mom, guess what? I learned today in music class that a ritard is not just something that we call Karinya. Me: What? Kiara: It is also a music term too. Me (rolls eyes) Karinya: It is a ritardando stupid

Low Tide?

2011-06-07T06:08:07Z

So well the other day I was in the car with the kids and we were coming home from a band concert. I notices that one of my girls is not smelling so fresh and clean, and and well here is how the conversation goes... Karinya: "Ewww someone one smells like fish" Kiara (opening the car door): "Kazzi you smell like low tide!" Kazzi: "What does that mean? Karinya (too busy laughing her ass off to say anything) Me: "Get in the damn house!"

Testing Stuff

2008-04-10T07:03:41Z

test

2007-12-06T06:39:42Z

test

Dress in Drag and Do the Hula

2007-03-11T02:30:45Z

If you're happy and you know it...

2007-01-08T04:48:25Z

Yes Julie I did it, here is the girls

It's Been a While

2007-01-07T22:04:18Z

Yes I know it has been a while in the wacky world know as my life with kids and that hubby guy. I told myself that I would post more often, give you folks some good stuff to read. Well here is the thing, I suck at this kinda stuff. I sit at home, looks at the girls doing all sorts of crazy shit and think I should blog about that, but I never do! I procrastinate. I am the queen of it. I have decided that this year I will change all that. So here is the updates on the Kids.... Karinya - my honor roll student (YAY! 3.83 baby!) - Apparent she likes to dance to that damn Buttons song, or so her sisters tell me. Karinya says mom I only do it at home, never in public...she better be telling the truth, cause the first I catch she is so mine, wmahahah Kiara - yes yes Kiara is quite the little comedian. One day while we were making cookies, I asked her to get something for me. She replied, "I can't. I'm the cute one. Make the funny looking one do it." as she points at Karinya. Hahaha she is so not funny! Kazzi - hmmm, she is still the same old Kazzi, driving me crazy. But I love the little monster. Kayleyha - has a new saying "Eat My Bellly!", and she says this in a strange deep kinda growling voice very funny. I have a funny vid of the kiddies singing "If You're Happy and You Know It" song. I may one of these days be brave enough and put it on you tube for all to see....maybe.

Presents from Greece

2006-09-18T15:38:29Z

Jeff's mom recently just got back from Greece, so last night she gave us our pressies from Greece. I got some lovely items, but the one that stands out is a deck of very very dirty cards. I mean, wow, these were dirty. Jeff laughed when he saw them and said, "ok she gives you dirty cards and me a bottle of alcohol, you think she is trying to tell us something?" She smiles and jokes, "Number 5." Later that night, while we were driving home, Jeff says, "If you end up preggo I am so beating that woman." LOL!

Gel-Kome

2006-09-18T15:32:21Z

Jeff, his mom and I were working in the garage yesterday and Kalehya decided she was going to help us whether we wanted her to or not. She carried boxes to her dad to put on the shelf. Everytime she gave him one he told her thank you. She looked up at him, smiled and would say gel-kome.

Karinya, Kalehya and the Great Diaper Caper!

2006-06-10T09:49:43Z

2:00pm - put Kalehya in bed for her nap 3:30pm - sent Karinya to get the baby cause she was fussing Karinya: MOM!! Kalehya doesn't have a diaper on!! Me: What?! Where is it? I put one on her, did it fall off in her pants or something. Karinya: Mom, she doesn't have on any pants. Me: What?! I go into the room to see what is going on. Kalehya is standing in her crib buttnaked speaking gibberish. Apparently she had a poopie diaper and had decided that since no one was paying attention to her, she was gonna get rid of it. So she took off her pants, socks and diaper and tossed them all out of the crib. I think is time to get a potty.

Couch Jumping

2006-05-27T04:50:36Z

WATCH OUT BELOW!!!! *SPLAT* So we got this couch/sofa bed thingy from Jeff's parents and well it takes up my whole living room. On the bright side the kids love it. Its like they have a jungle gym in the house. The little monsters pretend they are lily pads and jump from couch to couch, sometimes falling cause the little buggers miss....hehehehe. Oh and the baby stands on the edge of the couch and plops down on her bottom and slides off. Apparently she thinks it is fun to see if she can freak mommy out by making her think the baby is taking a dive off the edge.....why me!!!

More Words

2006-05-26T02:35:27Z

Awwww Kookie aka Kalehya said thank you today. I doubt she will say it again anytime soon, but it was so cute!

SAVE ME!!

2006-05-26T01:54:47Z

Oh the things you will find when you are doing laundry... SO I was doing laundry and well I was grabbing jeans from around the house, mostly the girls clothes. I empty out the pockets cause well you never know what will get put in the washer. So I empty out Karinya's pants and there is some paper in it. I open the paper and on it says... "I Like Zack's Butt hair and well everything else..." the initials K+Z scribbled in a heart "sexy" "he's my honey lips on there". Geez why do I have to have the pre-teenage daughter!!!!!

Kazzi and her nipples

2006-05-25T21:37:23Z

Me: Kazzi go help your sister find her shoes Kazzi (trying to put her shirt on): OK mom I will as soon as I put my shirt on. I dont want anyone to see my boobies. Ok I dont have any boobie, but I still don't want anyone to see my nipples.

They almost say the sweetest things!

2006-03-15T05:16:23Z

Just when you think you are gonna get a compliment the nail you with a good one? Me: "God, my boobs are too big, they hang down to my frigging knees." Karinya: "No they don't mom. [insert that 10 second pause] they hang down to your belly button." Sadly the other day my boobs were brought up again this time by Kiara.... Kiara: "Mommy you have big boobs" Me: "Yup, they hang down to my knees." Kiara: "Mommy they don't." Me: "Fine the hang down to my belly button" Kiara: "Yup."