Some pervert (ok me) challenged everyone to write a steamy story in their blog. Since I cant win and I am doing this for purely selfish perverted reasons....here we go!

I can't help it...I love the man...he is my ultimate obsession. And the man is so worth it!! Did I also mention that him and I will be having a secret rendevous on July 10th. We will just ignore the fact that there will me 10,000 other folks there...hahaha.

There is not much going one with me. Just me hating work as usual, being tired and all that good stuff. The pregnancy is going good atm. I go back on Friday for a check up. Speaking of pregnancy....its making me freaking moody as all get out. I have been the most hostile biggest cry baby ever. I mean everything makes me cry....ugggh. lol

Well I must go yell at kids...they are driving me batty!! But first I will leave yall with this quiz taken from Jade

Your True Self

1. What is the quality that appeals the most to you ?

Honesty and normalness...is that a word? I like normal folks...everyday folks that are down home, but honest.

2. If you were in a die-or-act position, what would you do ?
Hopefully act, but you never knows until it happens

3. What is your hidden talent ?
I have this strange tongue trick.....dont ask...lol

4. What is your gift ?
I am still searching for what my gift is...if you know it will you tell me?

5. What is your place inside a group ?
The friend...I am always the friend.

6. Your best quality is ?
Hmmmm i didnt know I had one

7. What is your principal weakness ?
JOHN MAYER...lol

8. Final...Do you have phobias ?
Yeah...still working on what all of them are.

Survey Title: Your NC-17 Rated Movie...brought to you by the dirrty diary keepers at Bite Me

What is the title of you movie?
Love in a Elevator

What is it's Movie Genre?
steamy drama

Who it's starring (Two main characters)?
Thandie Newton and John Mayer

Write a small summary of storyline:
Two friends trapped in a elevator together find out that they both want something more than just friendship.

What song will be released for your movie's soundtrack? Love in an Elevator by Areosmith, Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer, and Juicy Fruit (cant remember whose its by)

What NC-17 rated features will be in the movie? Two people trapped in an elevator...for hours...hello sex sex sex sex.

Recite a line from your movie:
"We shouldn't be doing this."
"I know, but who's going to stop us?"

Happy Ending or Tragedy?
Sex with John Mayer...always happy!!!!

Quiz time curtisy of the dirrty diary keepers at Bite Me

1. Sexual Fanstasy...who does it for you and why?
John Mayer....his voice...i think it is so sexy, it makes me wanna do naughty things to him...lol

2. If you where given the chance with that person when, where and how?
Tomorrow...his house....kinky sex all over the place baby, I mean we are only stopping when we need the essentials...food, drink....more condoms...lol

3. Kinky Fantasy...ever have them? Care to elaborate? (hey some of us perves wanna know...lol)
I know I am gonna regret this...but I totally have this thing for men in kilts... so kinky fantasy would be him in a kilt (scottish accent and all) and me the fiesty lass that he's about to ravish...reow!!

4. Ever gotten freaky in a public place or wanted too? ....hmmmm yes...yes...and that's all i am saying!!!

5. Secret fetish....you got one?
Does John Mayer count?... John singing "your body is a wonderland"...while he is exploring my wonderland *wink wink*

6. What's the sexiest body part to you?
the eyes..... soo sexy...oooh or hands just the touch of them as they glide across you skin exploring every inch. The shiver it sends down your body...oooooh and the anticipations of where they might explore next.

7. Oral sex.....yummy good or ewwww yuck?
....hehe yummy good

OK I think I need it.....forget that I want it...btw ignore this post...it's just my horny hormones going wild...and unfortunately yall get to witness it...kinda sorta *giggles like crazy*

OK why am I this way? Blame on sexy boy who is like 9 years younger than me...working all night long in a tank top with his matching boxers showing all night long.....I mean its not like I was staring or anything, i mean especially not at his rippling muscles that just fit that tank top so well..

*grabs the fan*

So I sit here...posting my porny thoughts out...i will save your virgin eyes the shock of what I COULD do to this boy if i were single and drop dead sexy...

*grins at the thought*

Where is that damn hubby when I need him.....lol

well i am gonna go post some porn...that oughta keep me satisfied till later...or with my luck...it will make my condition worst....lol

*looks up at the title*

Did I even spell that right? Oh who fucking cares right?

*starts to laugh*

Ignore me, I am tired, cranky and preggo....yes yes I can blame my whole bad attitude on thoses things right. Apparently I have been a very moody little...hmmm what's the word...oh let's just say bitch it's an easy word to use. I have been a terrible little moody bitch.

Don't ask, I have no clue what everyone thinks is my problem. I guess I am suppose to be happy go lucky 24 hours aday right?

I mean who cares that I am preggo, I have three kids, I work all friggin night long to come home and get a few hours of sleep, only to get up and start the whole thing all over again...which includes (though I will admit to not doing all of them like I should) cleaning, cooking, yelling at small kids, keeping the peace, more yelling, getting kids ready for school, making breakfast lunch and dinner and all that good stuff. I mean would YOU be happy go lucky 24/7? And if you are one of those nutcases that says yes...what the hell are you on and can I have some?

My hubby has been a doll through all this, I mean he has to be to put up with me. I mean I went through what i guess some folks would consider depression when I lost my first job, then I became a whinning bitch when i started this new job (cause it was draining me)....and now I am a pregnant, moody whinney little bitch who is too tired to anything I need to let alone all the stuff
I want to do.

Well I am going cause I need sleep.....night yall.

I have been extremely tired, so much so that I don't feel motivated to do anything. Post, chat....make art *gasp* I know scary huh. I have a new layout I am suppose to put up. Hopefully I will do that this weekend along with the 50 billion other things I keep telling myself I am gonna do.

On alighter note...my boyfriend John Mayer is coming back to town. He will be at the Clark County ampitheatre on July 10th. Can we say wooohoo!!! I already begged the hubby, he said I could go provided we have enough cash to get me and the rugrat (Kiara my 4yr is a huge John Mayer fan!!!) into the show. So John if you are out there...I am coming to see you baby...lol!!!