MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I get to blackmail her!!!! Yes folks Julie was snocker off her ass and went on a posting spree at JAB. Unfortunately I was asleep at the time, but I woke up to some lovly posts. Since she is on a mad deleting/decifering posting spree I thought I would add all the ones I could salvage her before she got rid of them!!

Julie via the shoutbox at JAB.

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Julie via misc posts @ JAB

gemmis cam howerre like mer weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeee!

i'm lover with a geek but i bet he smeels like feet! i'm poet and i diddnt evn no it

pffffffft liksn anysj caresd buthye h diitrry!

Santa's brother flirted with me the other day, so guess what? Everyone is getting great pressies for christmas this year...mwhahahahah

One of the guys that came into the office the other days said he was Santa's brother. He was adorably funny and I couldn't help but laugh while he was somewhat flirting. I think he was just seeing if he could make me smile which he did.

Be on the look out for a new layout here, hopefully I will do it sooner or later (hopefully sooner rather than later)

More tales from the wacky couple

[Jeff strips down to his boxers and starts to strike a pose]
Jeff [still posing]: Does Skype have a camera?
Kitty[laughing]: Yes but you aren't gonna get on it.
Jeff: Hold on sec [goes into the bathroom, closes the door then pops back out again] Ready
Kitty [starts laughing her ass off cause Jeff stuffed his pants so that he looks like he has a HUGE package, like porno super star long.]
Julie[via skype]: is Jeff sticking things in strange places again?
Kitty[still laughing]: You have no idea.

I telll you my life is way much funnier than tv ;)

Kitty: Jeff you coming upstairs?
Jeff: Do I have a choice?
Kitty: You can stay down here if you want.
Jeff: If I stay down here, I am probably gonna go down
Kitty: On me or did you mean the couch?
Jeff: you nasty whore.

So I got this from Julie who got this from Scottie who got it from who knows who. The first list is Just John Mayer, either his songs, collaborations or covers that he did. The second list is my random play list :) The ones that I think are just a riot or just so frigging true are in bold.

1. What is missing from my life?
Bliss
2. Will I find love?
Why Georgia
3. Will I become rich?
Tea in the Saraha
4. Does someone have a crush on me?
St. Patricks Day
5. What is my favorite sexual position?
No Such Thing
6. Am I good looking?
Why Georgia
7. What makes me the most happy?
Bigger Than My Body
8. What is my biggest regret?
Hummingbird
13. How will I die?
Victoria
14. Do I act my age?
3x5
15. What type of tattoo should I get?
Covered in Rain
16. What is my spirit animal?
Back to You
17. Do I like pain?
Bare Ballin It
18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
Love Song fo No One
19. Do I love to party?
83
20. Where should I move to?
12:47 AM Jam
21. Am I still in the closet?
No Such Thing
22. Will I ever be president?
Untitled
23. What is fun for me?
LA Song
24. Will I ever learn to fly?
3X5
25. What is my super power?
City Love
26. What can I do to move on?
Nice to Just Play
27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
Tell me what to say
28. Will I be happy in life?
Daughters
29. What is the theme of my style?
Message in a Bottle
30. What is the Meaning of life?
Never Tear Us Apart

The other list
1. What is missing from my life?
Until I fall Away - Gin Blossoms
2. Will I find love?
Hell and Bliss - Majandra
3. Will I become rich?
She's Playing Hard to Get - Hi-Five
4. Does someone have a crush on me?
Breathing - Lifehouse
6. Am I good looking?
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
7. What makes me the most happy?
Let Me Know Jon B
8. What is my biggest regret?
Nice and Slow - Usher
13. How will I die?
Senorita - Mavin
14. Do I act my age?
Drive - Incubus
15. What type of tattoo should I get?
Come Along -Tityo
16. What is my spirit animal?
How you Remind me - Nickleback
17. Do I like pain?
Can't Help It - Jon B
18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
Hey Lover - LL Cool J
19. Do I love to party?
Let's Chill - Guy
20. Where should I move to?
Too Lost In You - Sugarbabes
21. Am I still in the closet?
Turn Your Light On - Mavin
22. Will I ever be president?
Why Dont You and I - Carlos Santana
23. What is fun for me?
This is the Story of a Girl - Nine Days
24. Will I ever learn to fly?
This or That - Black Sheep
25. What is my super power?
Like Someone in Love - Bjork
26. What can I do to move on?
Are you That Somebody - Aaliyah
27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
Broad Daylight - Gabrial Rios
28. Will I be happy in life?
Like a Stone - Audioslave
29. What is the theme of my style?
Secret Lovers - Alantic Starr me and John Mayer ;) secret lovers...wooohoo!
30. What is the Meaning of life?
She Fuckin Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: lol yes you shuck
[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: and suck
[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: mwhahaha
[17:25] Julie: no.
[17:25] Julie: i dont.
[17:25] Julie: ew.
[17:26] Anastacia Beaverhausen: yes you do...I saw it on the bathroom wall :p
[17:26] Anastacia Beaverhausen: "for a good time call Julie"
[17:27] Julie: :/ you mean "For a good time call into Julie's apartment when her skype is still online and her two buddies from america are getting it on.."
[17:27] Anastacia Beaverhausen: you evil evil woman
[17:27] Julie: :D
[17:27] Julie: i wuv you

Yes this damn thing will haunt me forever!!

Ok, so like right now I am beet red from blushing my ass off. All because of my evil hubby and Asian hobbit!!! They are EVIL!!!

Tonight I left Julie on Skype with Jeff (I had to go to the grocery store to get a few things). When I got home Jeff told me he had said something to Julie and pissed her off, to add to that I had not one, but two im's from Julie that said to never call her again.

I admit I was freaked out, very freaked out. There was not telling what he could have said, I mean this was Jeff...I love him dearly but he could offend the devil!

Anyhow I was freaked out, so much so that I called that I called Julie....only to find out that they were playing a practical joke on me!!! Evil wenches!!!

But guess what it gets better...

So I am on the computer talking to a friend, when Jeff decides to get erm...a wee bit freaky. So I kindly tell my buddy brb (which apparently code for I am going to have sex so I will be back when I am done, lol) and we erm get better aquainted with each other :p

Sooooooo.....after our hmmm converstation I get back online, when out of the blue my computer says hello (ok it was something like I am back or what not, I can't remember.)

but it's not my computer...it's Julie on Skype...the same skype that I thought was off...the same skype that was on and if Julie was home she would have heard all strange kinda noises coming from my place.

*screams*

note to self: turn off computer before getting freaky with the hubby :p

Hmmm I wanted to blog cause well I haven't done it in a frigging while and I should do it way more often then I should.

So what new with me...

1. I just had my birthday, and guess what I turned 21...plus 10 years. It was great. I hung out with the fam, got some nifty pressies and stuff
2. Went to see the Musical Cats....not what I expected, but not that bad. The woman that played the cat Grizabella had an amazing voice. It was wonderful :)
3. Be hanging out more offline then online (but I bet yall can tell)

yup my life is still boring and not much going on, but hey it's all good.....oh yeah that evil hobbit *cough* Julie *cough* started me a myspace page (btw I think myspace is the root of all evil) So I am not posting the link here, but if you know Julie's then you can find mine ;)

peace out :P