Damn it his concert is next week and I cannot go!!! This sucks!

So I sitting here listening to him and his music, imagining he is singing to me and only me, mwhahaha

Kitty-Lickin' Good. mwhahahahahah!

This is some funny ass shit.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi --> this link was send to me via myspace. So you folks get the top 10 Kitty slogans that craked me up

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Kitty.
Where's the Kitty?
More Than Just a Kitty.
I Wish They All Could Be Kitty Girls. (John's says this everytime he meets someone)
It Makes Your Kitty Smack.
Come See the Softer Side of Kitty.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Kitty.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Kitty? (anyone wanna try?)
Just One Kitty - Give It To Me!
The Kitty Of Paradise.