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OMG this is so frigging funny!
James would be one of Julie's brothers and he is a crack up at times.
[15:32] Julie Rose: lol julie is gettin her hair cut by mum and you can only here screaming from where i am
[15:32] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: hi james
[15:32] Julie Rose: heyas
[15:33] Julie Rose: :)
[15:33] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: so julie is screaming?
[15:33] Julie Rose: was...
[15:33] Julie Rose: its just total silence now
[15:34] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: did she duck tape her?
[15:34] Julie Rose: lol
[15:34] Julie Rose: nah she's knocked out from the shock...
[15:35] Julie Rose: she should wake up soon
[15:35] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol poor poor girl, will she be bald by then?
[15:35] Julie Rose: army cut is more like it...
[15:35] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: julie might look cute with a buz cute
[15:36] Julie Rose: like that G.I jane
[15:36] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: *cut
[15:36] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: awww nice
[15:36] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: she get all buff too
[15:36] Julie Rose: lmao
[15:36] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: and like whoop ass
[15:37] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: then we give her a bazooka gun and some camoflauge (yup i cant spell)
[15:37] Julie Rose: lol
[15:37] Julie Rose: he can go comando
[15:37] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol
[15:37] Julie Rose: she*
[15:37] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: Julie Rambo
[15:37] Julie Rose: lol
[15:38] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: we could make millions making movies about her
[15:38] Julie Rose: lol
[15:38] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: Julie Rambo...hobbit warrior
[15:38] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: hehehe she is gonna kill me
[15:38] Julie Rose: and then we get her do her as a chuck off as rocky
[15:39] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol hmm Julie as Rocky, it could work
[15:39] Julie Rose: lol
[15:39] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: we would need a evil villain for her to fight in the ring...say Barney, cause well he is kinda evil
[15:40] Julie Rose: lol
[15:40] Julie Rose: and we can make her a montage
[15:40] Julie Rose: i cant spell either
[15:40] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: yes yes it would be great
[15:40] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol thats ok
[15:41] Julie Rose: and she can climb stairs over and over again
[15:41] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol
[15:41] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: as we play the theme song
[15:41] Julie Rose: lol
[15:41] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: yes and Barney can taunt her saying she sucks,
[15:42] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: and he gets to beat her up really bad in the first 8 rounds
[15:42] Julie Rose: lol
[15:42] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: the julie comes back to kick his ass
[15:42] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: *then
[15:42] Julie Rose: and on the last round she get insperation from the dead kid timmy?
[15:42] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol
[15:42] Julie Rose: i dont kno where timmy came in
[15:43] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: but all good movies need a timmy
[15:43] Julie Rose: but theres usually a dead timmy
[15:43] Julie Rose: lol
[15:43] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: she can dedicate the fight ti him too
[15:43] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: *to
[15:43] Julie Rose: lol
[15:44] Julie Rose: lol her robe can say "mo cuishner" which mean i love you timmy!!" (not really i just made that up from million dollar baby)
[15:44] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol
[15:44] Julie Rose: and her coach can be mike tyson!!!
[15:45] Julie Rose: and if she doesnt do what she said he will eat her ear
[15:45] Julie Rose: he*
[15:45] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: lol Julie can bite Barney's ear and make Mike proud
[15:45] Julie Rose: lmao
[15:46] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: Barney screams like a little girl "SHE BIT ME!"
[15:46] Julie Rose: lol
[15:46] Julie Rose: god we're gonna make millions
[15:46] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: yup yup
[15:47] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: and she will have an action figure...with kung fu grip (cause gi joes use to have that, I dont know what it is, but it will make millions)
[15:47] Julie Rose: lol]
[15:48] Julie Rose: shite shes comin
[15:48] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: LOL
[15:48] Who do you love? Me or the thought of me: run james run
Steven cracked me up today!
[20:44] Steven - Sleeping the night away: yeah your ass is outside my window
[20:44] Steven - Sleeping the night away: lol
[20:45] Have you seen my donkey?: wtf?
[20:45] Have you seen my donkey?: :p
[20:45] Steven - Sleeping the night away: you asked about your ass (Donkey)
[20:45] Have you seen my donkey?: *rolls eyes*
[20:45] Have you seen my donkey?: it's you
[20:45] Steven - Sleeping the night away: lol
[20:45] Have you seen my donkey?: actually my ass just IMed, btw how are you hunni...teeheee
[20:46] Have you seen my donkey?: :p
[20:46] Steven - Sleeping the night away: lmao
[20:46] Steven - Sleeping the night away: wow you have a smart ass... does it talk aswell?
[20:46] Have you seen my donkey?: LOL
[20:46] Have you seen my donkey?: yes and it apparently can type too!
[20:47] Steven - Sleeping the night away: OMG
[20:47] Steven - Sleeping the night away: lol
[20:47] Steven - Sleeping the night away: MY ass can speak
[20:47] Steven - Sleeping the night away: it actually just did... well more or less kissed the chair im sitting in lol
OK so I thought it was funny :p
[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: lol yes you shuck
[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: and suck
[17:24] Anastacia Beaverhausen: mwhahaha
[17:25] Julie: no.
[17:25] Julie: i dont.
[17:25] Julie: ew.
[17:26] Anastacia Beaverhausen: yes you do...I saw it on the bathroom wall :p
[17:26] Anastacia Beaverhausen: "for a good time call Julie"
[17:27] Julie: :/ you mean "For a good time call into Julie's apartment when her skype is still online and her two buddies from america are getting it on.."
[17:27] Anastacia Beaverhausen: you evil evil woman
[17:27] Julie: :D
[17:27] Julie: i wuv you
Yes this damn thing will haunt me forever!!
Ok, so like right now I am beet red from blushing my ass off. All because of my evil hubby and Asian hobbit!!! They are EVIL!!!
Tonight I left Julie on Skype with Jeff (I had to go to the grocery store to get a few things). When I got home Jeff told me he had said something to Julie and pissed her off, to add to that I had not one, but two im's from Julie that said to never call her again.
I admit I was freaked out, very freaked out. There was not telling what he could have said, I mean this was Jeff...I love him dearly but he could offend the devil!
Anyhow I was freaked out, so much so that I called that I called Julie....only to find out that they were playing a practical joke on me!!! Evil wenches!!!
But guess what it gets better...
So I am on the computer talking to a friend, when Jeff decides to get erm...a wee bit freaky. So I kindly tell my buddy brb (which apparently code for I am going to have sex so I will be back when I am done, lol) and we erm get better aquainted with each other :p
Sooooooo.....after our hmmm converstation I get back online, when out of the blue my computer says hello (ok it was something like I am back or what not, I can't remember.)
but it's not my computer...it's Julie on Skype...the same skype that I thought was off...the same skype that was on and if Julie was home she would have heard all strange kinda noises coming from my place.
*screams*
note to self: turn off computer before getting freaky with the hubby :p








