I will marry John Mayer.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in New Zeland in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 12 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Green Truck.
		I will spend my days as a Call Girl, and live happily ever after.

Well at least I changed my layout. And yes Johnny is back. I knew he couldn't stay away for long, what can i say he loves me...ok more like the other way around, but that is ok.

I know you are all (all two of you) wondering where in the hell i have been. I have been working my butt off, doing the mom thing, and doing the why in the hell would anyone what to exercise at 6 am thing.

I have to tell you that my body is in pain, but I have manage to go 4 days and tomorrow will be 5. Tomorrow is the 2 mile walk, which means I will just be exhausted by the time I make it home from work for the day.

ta ta folks ;)

Ok, so tonight Jeff and I where looking at John's blog so that I could show him the parody he did called "2 guys 1 cup"... dont ask, not telling and you don't wanna know about what it is parodying!

Anyways, we watch and scroll down to see some pics of John and Alicia Keys. Jeff comments on how sexy she looks and some other comments on what he would like to do with her...

So them he comments on me getting John and him having Alicia, and something about a kinky foursome...

Kitty: You would kiss John in a kinky foursome?
Jeff: Hell yeah, if it meant I could screw Alicia at the same time. I would be all over that. Like him and the Maroon 5 dude making out in their undies on stage. [insert Jeff making raunchy noises] Boinking Alicia at the same time...yeah baby.
Kitty: Ok one they just kissed and two you are so killing my fantasy...
Jeff: Imagine if you both got preggo and she had a boy with me...
Kitty: Dude still killing the fantasy!

Yes yes my hubby has issues!

OMG this is so frigging funny!

LOL the dirty version of Sucker is fucking hilarious! I think I am gonna put a copy on the radio blog! mwhahahaha! Until then you will just have to read the lyrics...

Sometimes, I wish that I was the weather
You'd bring me up in conversation forever
And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day

Oh, sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer
I'd rest assured that you would hold me near
I'd be guaranteed to be just what you need

CHORUS

And there could be no other way, 'cause you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, they're all the same
Yeah I would walk and I'd surely walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you

Sometimes, I wish that I was a bong hit
You'd let me in and you would (you would love) love every minute
And tell the room the things I did to you...

Oh and there could be no other way, 'cause you're, you know that you're so lame
Your tired words are all, your tired words are all the same
Yeah I would walk you know I'd surely walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you

Who wants to be the bitch
who wants to be the bitch mutha fucker yeah

I see your world with rosey-colored glasses on
Wanna right what I see wrong
I could never have that power over you
at least not when you're sober

ok so about here in the song John asks the crowd to tell him what he is for the song and they come up with...

Sometimes I wish that I was a penis
I was sure that you be after me and not any thing else
but my rigid 8 inch cock

Someday, I'm gonna pack up and leave this town
I'm gonna get my own things goin' on
And when I do, I'll forget
I'll forget
I'll forget about how, how you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, your tired words are all the same
And I would walk you know I'd, I'd walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you
I wasn't such a sucker for you
I wasn't such a sucker for you

yes yes I am quoting John Mayer already...bite me :p

Hmm yesterday I sat I my desk grinning like a frigging idiot at work for what seems like hours but was only really for 5 minutes.

Now what (you maybe asking yourself) would make Kitty do such a strange thing...

John Mayer...or atleast his look alike. :smile:

Yes yes there is this cute guy, he has to be like 19 or 20 which makes me a dirty old woman cause I think he is just so fucken adorable, that if I was like single and really thin I would make all sorts of suggestions of things that him and I could do in broom closet, spare office or any place I could get him alone. All because he looks like John when he was the same age.

He should really stop by my desk more often!

Damn it his concert is next week and I cannot go!!! This sucks!

So I sitting here listening to him and his music, imagining he is singing to me and only me, mwhahaha

OK so I know now that I am not gonna be able to go to John's concert cause well I am soo broke, that it is not even funny. But damn it I am getting this cd when it comes out. I just listened to the sneak peek and it is giving me goose bumps.

How could you not love this man and his music?! I am currently listening to Slow Dancing in a Burning Room, omg the man rocks my socks!! (and well other things if he really wants to!!)

yeah I am blogging about John Mayer...so bite me!

LMAO I just got done watching his tv show. OMG it was fucking funny. I cant believe he got dressed up in a bear suit right before one of his concerts and harassed the fans. He was insulting his own music and having fun with the fans. Hey that 6foot3 man can bear hug me anytime ;)

He also hung out with Trick Daddy and did some other stuff. I think I laughed the whole time it was on. He is such a dork at times and I love it ;)

Ok ok back to reality or atleast my reality. The kids are great and I am getting better. I am still looking for a job, hopefully something part time. I dont think I want anything more than that. I just figured out that Jeff and I cant afford daycare (which is a bitch to try to explain to him.) Sometimes I think things would be easier if I was the one that had the full time job. I know I would be less of and ass then he is to me. He just doesnt realize that not every family is rich or even have enough money to do the things they want. And it's just not about money. Growing up we never had lot of money, but my mom always did stuff with us. Jeff seems to think we need to have money to do stuff. The sad part is we did so much stuff before with the kids without money. Like going to the park and stuff like that, and the kids adore that. Some day soon he will see that...I hope.

Hmmmm gtg Roswell is on :)

God can John Mayer get any more amazing, I mean he is just...I have no words to describe him.

The Second Date (ok just deal with me delusion mind ok, lol)

What she wore: Short jean skirt, rose color tank top, tan sheer see through shirt, tan shoes

What he wore: Blue jeans, white t-shirt, black hoodie ;) and white tennis shoes. Oh yeah he took of his hoodie a little later when the date steamed up a bit and put on a grey shirt.

The place: Clark County Ampitheatre

OMFG, the man is so frigging awesome. He is just amazing. There is just no words to describes seeing him live. He so make the trip worth while. He's funny, witty and too damn sexy for his own good. He is so gonna be my hubby in my next life.

And I have to tell you Adam Levine of Maroon 5 is too damn sexy for his own good. I mean the man was just pure sexy on stage. If have seen the video "This Love" take his sex appeal there and multiply that by 1,000 and that is what he we was like on stage. OMG the man was so friggin sexy. I mean I felt all naughty watching him shake his little ass all over the stage, tugging on his bag pant, strumming that damn guitar like his making love to it *bite bottom lip* Yes Adam Levine is too damn sexy for his own good.

hehe and the guitar player...hell i can remember his name look like Ron Weasley..lol His is sporting a hair cut like Rupert's and he had on this adorable little maroon and white striped shirt. When he cam out I immediately thought RON!!...lol

But omg John.....i am so inlove with that man. He was just so fucking amazing. He is just a wonderful musician, and his is so sexy. I was in heaven all frigging night long.

He sang: Come back to Bed, Bigger than my Body, Clarity, Why Georgia, Back to You, Only Heart, No Suck Thing, Come Home (Eric Clapton Cover), New Deep, Daughters, You're Body is a Wonderland

then he came back for and encore and sang Quiet, Home Life and Love Song for No One.

Man John's Base player David...fucking rocks...he is so sute and friggin funny.

John's Guitar player and I dont know his name is just amazing. He played a solo and had me floored. Then him and john player together...THE SAME GUITAR...OMG they rock!!

ok ok i have no more words to describe how much fun I had...i guess will just have to talk to me, cause I could go on and on...and btw John....you are so fucking mine in my next life!!!