Ok, so tonight Jeff and I where looking at John's blog so that I could show him the parody he did called "2 guys 1 cup"... dont ask, not telling and you don't wanna know about what it is parodying!

Anyways, we watch and scroll down to see some pics of John and Alicia Keys. Jeff comments on how sexy she looks and some other comments on what he would like to do with her...

So them he comments on me getting John and him having Alicia, and something about a kinky foursome...

Kitty: You would kiss John in a kinky foursome?
Jeff: Hell yeah, if it meant I could screw Alicia at the same time. I would be all over that. Like him and the Maroon 5 dude making out in their undies on stage. [insert Jeff making raunchy noises] Boinking Alicia at the same time...yeah baby.
Kitty: Ok one they just kissed and two you are so killing my fantasy...
Jeff: Imagine if you both got preggo and she had a boy with me...
Kitty: Dude still killing the fantasy!

Yes yes my hubby has issues!

but not here, mwhahaha

I posted it over at kiddies. So you can all go over there and check it out.

BTW I am a fanlisting whore, like major. I don't know what made me do it and if Julie asks you all know nothing of this, but I think I may have applied for like 2 or 10 fanlistings. Everything is kinda a blur. Hmmm I really need to stop....save me.

Of to go make layouts or clean or whatever else I am suppose to be doing.

More tales from the wacky couple

[Jeff strips down to his boxers and starts to strike a pose]
Jeff [still posing]: Does Skype have a camera?
Kitty[laughing]: Yes but you aren't gonna get on it.
Jeff: Hold on sec [goes into the bathroom, closes the door then pops back out again] Ready
Kitty [starts laughing her ass off cause Jeff stuffed his pants so that he looks like he has a HUGE package, like porno super star long.]
Julie[via skype]: is Jeff sticking things in strange places again?
Kitty[still laughing]: You have no idea.

I telll you my life is way much funnier than tv ;)

I was listening to some old R&B mostly stuff that I listen to when I was a kid, and came across this song called Two Occassion by The Deele. I love this song, it's one of those sappy ones that makes you wanna cry cause is so sappy. But it makes me think of Jeff. No matter how much he bugs the hell out of me I love him. No matter how hard life gets, we drive each other crazy, we fight, we cry, we scream, we love or what not, I still think of him on two occassions...That's day and night

lol just like the title says. I tried to make meat loaf tonight.....it turned out to be a bad accident, lol. Oh well. But Kiara loved her birthday cake. It was yummy!

Btw she turned 6 yesterday! My baby is such a big girl.

enough of that mushy mommy stuff.

I am good, the kids are all good. I am working at the college and things seem to appear to be going well enough. I want to strangle my hubby, but I think that is a normal thing...or not. I will rant about it later.

gtg do that mommy thang...bye yall.

Well I pissed my hubby off today, but it was sooo much fun! Crayola makes these great markers that colors on windows, so my sister-in-law and I colored Jeff's cars windows,lol. We put flowers and hearts and a little man on there as well as The Mojo jojo Hobbit Mobile on there, lol.

For some odd reason I dont think he will let me drive his car again!

To everyone I havent talked to in awhile. I am sooooooo sorry. Between the baby and the family I am completely exhausted. I can hardly do the stuff I need to do, and it's bugging me. I miss my online friends the time I spent online. I miss just vegging in front of the computer. I am lucky if I can get 5 minutes to myself, but oh well. BTW I gtg...more stuff to do before I head to bed.

For those of you who didnt know it I had a baby on Monday November 15th. We welcomed into this world Kalehya Mercedes McNeal, born at 1:48pm, 7lbs 8oz and 18 inches long. She is beautiful, lots of black hair with dark eyes and she looks like her sisters.

So some of you may notice that I am not online much. Well it's cause of the baby, I am her walking buffet bar atm, plus she is hasnt mastered the art of sleeping at night yet. But thats ok, I am use to it. I love my kids and it's a labor of love. Speaking of which, she is calling for me now :)

night all!

Well it looks like if I dont have the baby this weekend, I will be induced on Monday morning at 6:30 in the frigging morning. I am not crazy about going in there that early in the morning, but on the bright side I will having a baby.

So if you guys dont see me around that what I will be doing. So I will be AWOL for the next two weeks.

I swear I will be pregnant forever. I am do on the 17th and still no baby, andI an hardly contracting. My mother laughs and think that I wont have the baby until December. *rolls eyes*

Well I have been put on bed rest, which is easier said then done. I am a mom of three kids....three young kids I might add. I almost laughed when she suggested it. I know I need to get my blood pressure diwn, and that me yelling at my kids isnt helping with that :(, but what do I do?

Oh well, wish me luck!