More tales from the wacky couple

[Jeff strips down to his boxers and starts to strike a pose]
Jeff [still posing]: Does Skype have a camera?
Kitty[laughing]: Yes but you aren't gonna get on it.
Jeff: Hold on sec [goes into the bathroom, closes the door then pops back out again] Ready
Kitty [starts laughing her ass off cause Jeff stuffed his pants so that he looks like he has a HUGE package, like porno super star long.]
Julie[via skype]: is Jeff sticking things in strange places again?
Kitty[still laughing]: You have no idea.

I telll you my life is way much funnier than tv ;)